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No but for reals...

This World...

What is this world coming to?

Special thanks to Kyle's friend Brooke for this idea!

Suspense

Wilbur stared, unblinking, at the lightly frosted pink doughnut. As soon as that pastry stepped out of line, all bets were off. One false move was all he needed to justify it. And so Wilbur hunkered down to wait.

The Many Faces of Sumo

Oliver!

The Craziest Thing...

So once, I asked my friend what was the craziest thing that had ever happened to him at work. This was his response:

My friend worked at an animal crematorium (not even joking), and he said that the craziest thing was when someone sent a llama to be cremated. It was huge and frozen and wouldn't fit into the hole that, apparently, you put animals into to send them to the bad fire.

So his coworker, a tiny mexican man with only one arm, climbed up on top of the machine and jumped on top of the llama until it finally went in.

And that right there is a joke in and of itself, and TOTALLY beat out my "craziest work story ever."

What about anyone else? Post a comment with your craziest story. If you win, maybe you get a prize, like a shout out or a popsicle sent to you through the mail.

Brilliance

Sup, Dawg?

And we return, after our regularly scheduled... weekend.

P.S. Utter nonsense has been around for a whole week! Make sure you leave a comment with any comments (ha) or suggestions you've got.

Thanks!

Basic Addition

Sorry this post is late. Computer problems. Enjoy:

Dream Big

Leave a comment with your broken dreams… or the funniest ones you can think of.

Like, “I always wanted to be a lion tamer, but my stringy little arms were incapable of holding a chair for longer than a minute.”

Or, “I always wanted to be a firefighter, but my Dad already owned a hair salon, so…”

Make us all laugh.

Today's post is brought to you by the letter...

Complimentary Colors

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complementary_color

Special Thanks to Chad's friend Ashley Vidal for the idea.

Day the second

Lawrence had always been a fan of old-timey things.
Still, he wasn't quite sure what to do with his new horse-drawn carriage.

Day the first

And make sure it's spotless.

This is an experiment.

This blog is an attempt to use social media (blogging, twitter, facebook, etc.) in a way I never have. I never have made a webcomic before. Therefore, this blog fits the criteria.

I will be posting a new comic here every weekday for 20 days. Weekdays only, I don't do weekends.

Tell your friends. That'll be fun. I'd like that.